|Me:||I'm in me mum's car|
|Bae:||My parents aren't home|
a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body.
|police officer:||you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest|
|me:||whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:|
|police officer:||haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook|